sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
This dork tho.
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
The Duchess of Cambridge is a fucking weirdo and I love it
never doubt my ability to watch the same episode of something ten thousand times and remain just as interested and entertained every single time
ring around the rosie
pocket full of
someone get me to the doctor, and someone call the nurse